Scarface Pc Game Cracking

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is the most bizarre game in the Zelda series; it has those creepy masks that turn you into monsters, that world-killing moon with the haunting teethy grin, and Tingle. Motherfucking Tingle. How could anyone possibly make this game any weirder? Two words: Nicolas Cage. Holy Christ, no!

Scarface: The World Is Yours is a 2006 open world action-adventure video game developed by Radical Entertainment for PlayStation 2, Xbox and Windows. It was published by Sierra Entertainment, and distributed by Vivendi Games.

What you're looking at, in case your brain refuses to comprehend it, is Nicolas Cage's face plastered over Majora's Mask, and we mean both the game and the character. Someone took a not-insignificant amount of time to take every single character in this game (and several inanimate objects) and, for no earthly reason.

Literally every single character in this game, from the annoying little fairies in the forest. Via 'NOT THE FAIRIES! Even the scenery has been completely Cage-ified: Via Via Wait, this one was actually in the game already, never mind.

We might as well tell you right now that, in this technically playable but in practice utterly intolerable version of the game, everything from the treasure chests you open to the rupees you collect now sport the face of Nicolas Cage. Not even the guys who did this know for sure.

In the description of the video, they only say: 'We had no goal, only Cage.' Via Which was also the exact reason Cage gave for doing Ghost Rider. A game series like Grand Theft Auto, with dozens of cars, motorcycles, helicopters, planes, and various other methods of conveyance, is missing just one thing: horses. Because, you know, when there's a sports car on every corner, sometimes you just really feel like John Wayne-ing some shit.

This is exactly why we have Red Dead Redemption. But apparently whoever made this mod completely misunderstood the idea of adding rideable horses to Grand Theft Auto IV, because they made Nico Bellic, Eastern-European criminal kingpin, into a horse instead.

Minecraft, as we've established, is a game where you can make basically anything. That kind of thing appeals to two sorts of people -- creative types who want to make awesome new things like the world has never seen and people with the maturity of 10-year-olds who want to make extremely elaborate representations of bodily functions. You can guess which of the two we're going to talk about. First up, we've got the Minecraft poop mod. It lets you poop, just like in real life, but you can do it in Minecraft instead!

This is obviously an experience that was sorely missing from such an open-ended game. Via And apparently also from this mod. It's a little weird, because basically you just stand over a toilet, then use toilet paper on the toilet water, which gives you shitty toilet paper, and you then can craft it into nigh-indestructible, fecal-hardened weapons, armor, and building material, which is not where we would have guessed this was going at all. We can draw two conclusions here: One, this person has never used a toilet, and two, they have an extremely poor diet if they think you can craft shit into anything other than a larger, grosser shit.

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There's nothing quite like watching two block people, desperately hunched over and humping like rabbits to really make you question if we're really putting modern technology to its best use. Super Nazi Mario and Extreme Weiner Sonic There are some classic games that even the most novice of gamers has played a million times, like Pac-Man, Super Mario Bros., or the immortal Shaq Fu. While these games are still endlessly replayable today, you just reach a point where going through the same landscapes and looking at the same enemies gets a little repetitive. Some modders have solved this problem by taking the time to modify these classics they love so much. And replacing everything with genitalia. Ah, but that's not the only difference with the original game. Instead of the classic feather power-up, when you hit blocks you get floating condoms.

And instead of turning into a raccoon, touching them turns you into a giant flying penis. Via Which, come to think of it, makes the exact same amount of sense. Even if this was only created as a parody of other game mods, the amount of work put into this thing is pretty impressive. Instead of question mark blocks, you hit 'NUDE GIRLS' signs. Instead of Star Mans, needles make you invincible (this one actually makes more sense). Instead of fire balls, you shoot little swastikas.